worst poker hands ever

shit.

fuck.

hahahahahaha

yup

Όταν οι φίλοι σου σε γράφουν στον κώλο τους, τους γράφεις και εσύ!!

Εύκολο :D

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Koulouri!

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"Ehm, sure dude whatever you say"

• Να ψοφήσει η βλαμμένη που ουρλιάζει για τον Χρήστο που φιλιέται με άλλη στο facebook! Μας ξεκούφανες βλήτο! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KAPK92dAps&feature=player_embedded) -- Η συγκεκριμένη εταιρία έχει χυδαίες διαφημίσεις.
• Να ψοφήσει ακόμη, η δεύτερη βλαμμένη που καμαρωτή καμαρωτή χαίρεται που ''ξέρει πώς είναι να κοιμάσαι με τον άντρα της κολλητής σου'' (Μυρτώ σε σκότωσα -.-)
• Καλό θα ήταν να βγάλουμε από το μυαλό μας πώς οι άντρες είναι εξπέρ σε ΟΛΑ τα είδη καθαρισμού και οι γυναίκες πλήρως ανίδεες.
• Όταν τρως τυρί σε φέτες, δεν πετάς από την χαρά σου, ούτε τραγουδάς, ούτε γαργαλιέσαι, ούτε τίποτα! Μάλλον ξινίζει η μούρη σου γιατί το τυρί είναι απαίσιο!
• Αγαπητή κα. Σμαράγδα Καρύδη, το Activia είναι χάλια.
• Δεν θα χάσεις 25 κιλά σε 2 εβδομάδες τρώγοντας δημητριακά.
• 11888, χάλασες :(
• Σήμα καμπάνα; Πλάκα μας κάνετε...

Είμαι πολύ γκρινιαρόγατα;! 

Υπάρχουν βέβαια και κάποιες που έχουν γέλιο και δεν εξευτελίζουν κανέναν. Εκεί δεν έχω παράπονο! (Ξέρεις γιατί αν είχααααα, θα γινόταν ΧΑΜΟΣ -.-)
(πχ. Οι γαλλίδες στο νησί -- πισίν, ερ κοντισιόν, φουλ πανσιόν (χαχαχα) Επιτυχία <3 )

want those a.s.a.p.

  Tory Burch ♥

What if...

What if there was no lie
Nothing wrong, nothing right
What if there was no time
And no reason, or rhyme
What if you should decide
That you don't want me there by your side
That you don't want me there in your life
What if I got it wrong
And no poem or song
Could put right what I got wrong
Or make you feel I belong

What if you should decide
That you don't want me there by your side
That you don't want me there in your life

Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right
Let's take a breath, jump over the side
Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right
How can you know it, if you don't even try
Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right

Every step that you take
Could be your biggest mistake
It could bend or it could break
That's the risk that you take

What if you should decide
That you don't want me there in your life
That you don't want me there by your side

Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right
Let's take a breath, jump over the side
Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right
How can you know when you don't even try
Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right

Oh - Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right,
Let's take a breath, jump over the side.
Ooh ooh-ooh, that's right,
You know that darkness always turns into light.
Ooh-ooh, that's right  


WHAT IF... COLDPLAY COULD COME PERFORM IN MY OWN HOUSE????? Is that too much? 

Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty Exhibit

Found in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

 

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it's a classic...

...like the desserts miss the rain

Some things are just meant to be.

All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe).

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing (Oscar Wilde). If you want to make enemies, try to change something (Woodrow Wilson).

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment (T. H. White).

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do (Harold Coffin).

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going (Christopher Darlington Morley).

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong (Voltaire).

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream (Mark Twain).

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